Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
This joke is like the time I slipped and fell into a salad.
Corny on the Cobb.
I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band.x
We're called Crunchwrap Supremex
What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons?
One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Last night I was kidnapped by Aliens. They forced to work providing teas and coffees on their spaceship.
I told one alien that I couldn't find any milk. He said "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom?
He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on its schedule.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
Onions was a good dog
My town always holds a contest to see which beer drinker's belly is biggest by seeing how far it goes past a line...
That's the paunch-line.
"You can't sip with us."
You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
"Alcohol you later."
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Sherlock Holmes enters a room carrying a box of lemons
"Where'd you get those?" asks Watson.
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree."
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
Why’d the lettuce blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Did you get a side of hummus?
It's a hummuside.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
I once saw a guy burn to death after nutting
“He cumbusted”
I tried to make my own condiments but, the recipes change so fast, it's hard to ketchup.
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs? He can't find the zipper
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
Ten tacos.