What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
"You can't sip with us."
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
Before I ducked out to the shops, my wife asked me to put ketchup on the shipping list.
Now I can't read it.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What did the expired milk say after being picked up way past its due date? It was well beyond their wildest creams.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Did you hear that the Lemon and the Orange divorced?
The Lemon was very bitter.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
The mama nut told her children to kick off their dirty cashews before stepping into the house.
Which nut is worth the most?
A cash-ew.
What did the paprika tell the salt around Christmas?
Seasonings greetings.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Because the sauce ages.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants?
Because he took a leek!
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Milk is the fastest drink on the planet. It's pasteurized before you even see it.
Why did he skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
My milk found all these jokes to be pretty fun. He said they were a-moo-sing!
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.