A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
Why did he skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
"It's wine o'clock."
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
A man likes sending random stuff to his friends through the mail because he finds it funny.
This particular time the man takes some lettuce to the post office to ship to a friend from back home.
He tries to package it up but it won't fit unless he cuts it into smaller peices. He cuts it up and stuffs it in a large envelope, however he forgets to write out and attach a shipping label. He doesn't realize his mistake at the time and brings it to the counter to send.
The postal workers says: "You can't send a salad like that, it needs adressing".
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury!
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Never tell a taco a secret
It will spill the beans
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Last year, when I went to Texas, I met this very polite and gentle onion. Its name was the Texas supa-sweet onion.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Predictive Text
It's the scurge of the hummus rice.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.