Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
What do you call the king of vegetables? Elvis Parsley.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?
Cub Salad.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
At the bar mitzvah ceremony, the Jewish onion greeted his uncle by saying 'Shallot'.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
What do you get when you cross a pickle with an alligator?
A crocodill.
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction
They’re calling it coleslaw..
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
What did the duck eat for lunch? Soup and Quackers.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
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What do you call a smart beer?
A Pilsnerd.
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
I think therefore I yam.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
I had no clue how much lettuce to buy, so I called my wife from the grocery store.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Keep calm and carrot on.
Excuse me waiter, I have a question about the house salad.
Does it come with window dressing?
I thought about making a new condiment that was a mixture of Ketchup and Mustard.
But then I decided the name KetchTard would be pretty MustUp.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”