Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
What if soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
"Cashew."
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.
So I got a just in quesadilla.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
What's the difference between a head of lettuce and a unicorn?
One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast!
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What did the orange say to the lemon?
"'yello!"
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
No one laughed at my milk jokes. They said they were too cheesy.
When you accidentally step on a cheerio, you become a cereal killer.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party? In queso emergency.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Why did you find a stoned able Sherlock Holmes applying ketchup to your front yard ??
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path.
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The onion husband and wife had a fight, and she told him that he shouldn't have exposed all his layers because it was making her cry.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
"You are so bottlefull to me."
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
What do you call a cow that has 1 leg? Steak
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Subway - Lettuce know how we did.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallow, and nuts.
I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.