What do you get when you cross Elon Musk and lobster bisque? A souped up car.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Where can you find the best nuts in London? Nut-tinghill.
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you call a cup of leaf juice that doesn’t want to be a dad?
Absent-tea parent.
Got the drive-thru girl at Taco Bell..
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
I'm not too fond of not finishing my entire bowl of cereal. I think I have irritable bowl syndrome.
It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store, queso we needed some more.
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If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing? Lettuce all smile.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
What’s the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore?
Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
My town always holds a contest to see which beer drinker's belly is biggest by seeing how far it goes past a line...
That's the paunch-line.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
It was sodium disgusting.
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
What do you call a pear with loose morals?
A prostifruit.