I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I made some fish tacos last night....
But they just ignored them and swam away.
I want an almond flavoured biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am.
I saw a road sign the other day that said "Dip In Road"
I turned the corner and drove straight into a load of hummus
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
The thing about milk-inspired puns is you only reach 2% of their potential.
What is the most popular valentine among nuts? The one that says “I’m nuts for you.”
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
What do you get when you fling salt in a tavern?
A barnacle (a.k.a. bar-na-cl).
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
“Now he’s a waterfelon.”
Why did the hummus blush?
Because it saw a chickpea!
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
When the bread started crying because it was toast, the loaf told him, "You deserve butter."
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
"Time to wine down."
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What's the difference between a head of lettuce and a unicorn?
One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast!
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
And what should every barista say to their customers? Have a brew-tiful day.
What do you call the king of vegetables? Elvis Parsley.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
How will the other onions remember the onion that died? It will be forever minced!
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries
the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".
"You can't sip with us."