I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
There was a stampede out on the dairy farm. It was udder chaos.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
What is soap's favorite brand of beer?
Sud-light
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
Imma cashew outside!
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
I keep thinking I'll make breakfast pancakes, but I end up waffling.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
ALDI grocery stores have announced their new store brand peanuts.
ALDI’s nuts.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
Sherlock Holmes enters a room carrying a box of lemons
"Where'd you get those?" asks Watson.
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree."