What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
This is a taco and burrito conversation.
Nachos.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system. They called it Interstella Artois.
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
I was tossing all night.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
A bowl of salad went to church
Lettuce pray.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
What would you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers!
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? A milk dud!
I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when it arrived there was too much milk and not enough coffee. Still, better latte than never.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Some people prefer milk after it has churned. I guess they find it butter that way.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What does a priest put on his salad?
Lettuce spray.
What’s a Biblical happening for nuts?
“The nut-tivity.“
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocados number.