Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Did you hear about the lowest grade of steak? It's where the rubber meats the road.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and leave, it could spell disaster.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
A major produce organization is reeling after multiple reports of tainted lettuce.
We may soon witness the falling of the Romaine Empire.
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
My decision to become a Hindu was a missed steak
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
Why does the lettuce always win the bodybuilding competition?
Cuz it starts a head and is usually shredded.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? Pulled-Pork
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
Onions are unable to store water inside them because there is always a leek.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
So yesterday I saw a bottle of ketchup steal a bottle of mustard
'Twas saucepicious