Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
I’d like to tell a joke about salt but then said to myself: "Na."
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in existence? It’s pasteurized before you ever notice.
I lost my grip, and my beer shattered on the floor.
This Corona outbreak is really getting out of hand.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
What do you call really scared pasta?
Chicken noodles.
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
"Back that glass up."
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
"I mead more wine."
Dad: How does a farmer keep his cows in line?
Kids: How?
Dad: He keeps them a-cow-ntable!
What do you say when a fruit wins the talent show? How about them apples?
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
I love you a tot!
If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell
You can hear the Sí.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
Did you hear about the pear that fell off of the tree and fell to its death?
The damage was irreparable.
Excuse me waiter, I have a question about the house salad.
Does it come with window dressing?
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
How will the other onions remember the onion that died? It will be forever minced!
So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction
They’re calling it coleslaw..
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.