In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
What did the cow say to his friend when they met twice in the same day? “What a cow-incidence!”
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Why is Mrs Mayo mad at Mr Ketchup?
She caught him watching the salad dressing again.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
They're well-bread.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
A bowl of salad went to church
Lettuce pray.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Dad: Did you hear about the cow that was arrested?
Kids: No.
Dad: He was uddermining the authorities.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
I replaced the milk in the carton with lemon juice. Everyone was really sour about it.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why did the squirrel go to kola-nary school? Because it had pines to be a chef.
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
What do you call a very feminine cow that likes to be in charge? The Dairy Queen.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
You have two cows, but only milk one. Your friend asks you…
"What about the udder one?"
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
A turnip.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
What did the farmer yell out when ducks invaded his dairy farm? Cheese and crackers!