Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What did the man say after his boss threw cheese, milk, and creamer in his face? How dairy!
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do you call an evil lemon?
Sour On
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
What is the wealthiest nut ever?
“A cashooo.”
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
How do the Vietnamese like their soup? Purrrrrfect.
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
This joke is like the time I slipped and fell into a salad.
Corny on the Cobb.
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
What did the nut husband tell his wife? “Nut-ing lasts forever, except my love for you!”
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
If tomatoes are a fruit
Then ketchup is a smoothie.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street.
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.
Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry.
Goes back and squishes him and says: "Ketchup."
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
I sent my cows to bed at 8pm last night. I told them 'it's pasteur bedtime'.
Where did the nut keep his money?
In his cash shoe.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store, queso we needed some more.
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Why did the police arrest the milk after it was poured into a bowl of Fruit Loops? They witnessed him drown them. They knew he must be a cereal killer!
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
Why do onions have poor self-image?
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!