I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Why are acorns bad at telling jokes? Because they tend to be acorn-y.
What if soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
"It's wine o'clock."
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
To the person who has been eating all of my mixed nuts.
I'm going to cashew.
Which cow has great pickup lines? A cow which is smooth as milk.
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What’s the most disgusting type of nut?
The cash-ew.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?
“A busted nut.”
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing? What else but Peelings?
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Where can you find the best nuts in London? Nut-tinghill.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
"Love the wine you're with."
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
What's a coffee's favorite spell? Espresso Patronum.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Onions are great at being psychologists as they let people cry their hearts out in front of them.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing? Lettuce all smile.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!