Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?
Cub Salad.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
Not every legume can be a nut.
But a pea can.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
I think therefore I yam.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
What's green and wears a cape?
Super Pickle.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied
“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee.”
I went into the library and asked for pint of milk. The librarian said 'this is a library'. So i whispered 'I'd like a pint of milk please'.
I hate lentils but I love peas. They're more ap-peas-ing to my pealate.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
What did the nut tell itself before crossing the finish line? “I pe-can do it!”
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
The pancake was quiet because it did not like to waffle.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How did that avocado baker make bread?
With avoca-dough.
What do you give a horse that has just won the Kentucky Derby? An Appletini.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
I’m zesting a lemon for a recipe right now
It’s really appealing
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
The walnut was not good at sports but did really well with his macadamia at school.
I've just invented a new Canadian beer
It's a form of I.P.Eh
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.