Donut even think about taking another donut!
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
This foundation is rock salad.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?
An OvalTeen
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? He pulled a muscle
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
The bread actor was sad because he lost a juicy roll.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
I've written a book about a very grumpy British pea farmer, it's called "Mind your peas and queues."
What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you're bacon my heart melt.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walnut.
Walnut who?
I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
What would you call someone who cheats others while selling milk? A skim artist.
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Are you a taco?
Cause you sure taco lot
How good is a Coney Island gyro? Feta than se*.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What did ketchup say while spotting his friend at the gym?
Mustard all of your strength!
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
You had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making Ricotta, not lemon juice!
This is not the right whey.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.