Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
What kind of beer can you make from a potato?
Spud Light.
What do you call a bee that makes a milk?
Boo-bee
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
How do you sum up a cashew?
In a nutshell.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of carbonated orange juice.
Thankfully it was just a fanta sea.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system. They called it Interstella Artois.
I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band.x
We're called Crunchwrap Supremex
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
How do the Vietnamese like their soup? Purrrrrfect.
What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of lettuce?
Ennnnnnndddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvee.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A tro-pickle fish.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
What’s another name for a chess-nut? A nut who loves chess.
What do magician avocados say?
Avocadabra!
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost?
The nearest Shell station.
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Following a recipe, says I need: pears, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of pears for a pie…
I love you a tot!
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant
It was a Post-Hummus award.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
How is coffee better than a woman?
It goes down way easier.