Fish taco says why don't you want to taco about it And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
Is an argument between two vegans, still called a beef?
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
If I buy you guacamole, will you sleep with me?
You must think I’m some kind of avocad-ho.
How do the Vietnamese like their soup? Purrrrrfect.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What is the name of the onion ring that cannot but be funny? It is a Funyon!
What do you call a cow that has 2 legs? Side of beef
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
I'm not too fond of not finishing my entire bowl of cereal. I think I have irritable bowl syndrome.
What do bandages like to put on their salad?
A wound dressing.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What is the most popular valentine among nuts? The one that says “I’m nuts for you.”
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?
An obs-taco
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus.
Everyone makes fun of him for using old coffee, but he insists it has the greatest sedimental value.
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.