Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
I hope for world peas.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
Why did the blonde throw her favorite doll on the grill? She thought it was a Barbie-Q.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Why did the principal bring Clam Chowder to school? For the Soup-erintendent.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
Onions was a good dog
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Grandma: Do you like Hummus? Me: I love Hummus....and I sometimes like to singus!
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
What did Einstein say when someone tried to steal his beer?
Nein! Mine Stein!
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
I was tossing all night.
I've been on a real hummus kick lately, so as I came home from work tonight, my sister says to me "You're always bringing home hummus now." To which I replied, "Hummus where the heart is!"
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocados number.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.