A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
What do you call a cow that has 2 legs? Side of beef
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
A turnip.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?
He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
"I hate tacos!"
Said no Juan ever.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I don’t wanna taco ‘bout it
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
Not every legume can be a nut.
But a pea can.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you call the king of vegetables? Elvis Parsley.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
The pecan is ready to come out of its’ shell and see the world.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
What do you call bacon with salt on it?
Salt and Peppa.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What's a barista's favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
I have a beer snob friend with Photophobia. He hates natural light.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What soup killed Rob Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.
Which nut is worth the most?
A cash-ew.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
I’ve been told that I need to stop making puns about meat… But I just can’t stop cold turkey.
What eats nuts and bolts?
A squirrel that’s running late.
Why doesn’t the squirrel accept cash or credit at his store? Because it only accepts cash.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries