What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze.
What do you call fake ramen noodles? An impasta.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
A turnip.
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?
Ya basic!
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Because the sauce ages.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
What does a priest put on his salad?
Lettuce spray.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call the king of vegetables? Elvis Parsley.
You knead me in your loaf.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
I yam what I yam.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
Ten tacos.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever.
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
She'll take whatever beans necessary to get her daily cup of coffee. Whatever. Beans. Necessary.
When everyone agreed with Hulk at breakfast that they love waffles more, he said, "Not all heroes wear crepes."
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
Broccoli: I look like a tree. Walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella. Banan Can we change the topic?
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
I tried buying a car from a religious person and got a lemon!
I suppose you get what you prayed for..
I sent my cows to bed at 8pm last night. I told them 'it's pasteur bedtime'.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.