Ugh.. I ate too much hummus..
And now I filafel.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Breakfasts with my family always feel like a party because they're always making toasts.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What do you call a magician nut?
“An individual who is able to turn into a nut.”
My girlfriend said we aren't getting married until she has a pear shape
It's the reason we cantaloupe
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? Because his friend said dinner is on me.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What did the kid nut say to the other when playing tag? “I’m going to cashew”.
Taco Bell overcooked my food
I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Me: "Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy?"
Alexa- "Apple juice."
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
Why are acorns bad at telling jokes? Because they tend to be acorn-y.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?
I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.
Did you hear about the salad race the other day?
The Lettuce was ahead, but the Tomato was ketchoping up...
This foundation is rock salad.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?
“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.