If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What do a pregnancy test and hummus have in common?
They both require a chickpea.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
What’s the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore?
Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
Did you hear that the Lemon and the Orange divorced?
The Lemon was very bitter.
What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
Cardiac arrest.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
"I'd like to make a toast!", said the bread to the bride on her wedding day.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What do you call a sloppy Joe made with taco seasoned beef?
Sloppy José
What do you call an evil lemon?
Sour On
Grandma: Do you like Hummus? Me: I love Hummus....and I sometimes like to singus!
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Whenever I’m in France I always start the day with a bowl of mushrooms...
Breakfast of champinions
My Dad told me why Busch is the only brand of beer he ever drinks.
"It's the only beer that says it's name when you open it."
What is the wealthiest nut ever?
“A cashooo.”
Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walnut.
Walnut who?
I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Why do banana's do so well on the dating scene? Because they have Appeal!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
A man went to his psychiatrist and complained that every time he drink coffee, he would get a stabbing pain in his right eye.
The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
Did you hear about the salad race the other day?
The Lettuce was ahead, but the Tomato was ketchoping up...
No one laughed at my milk jokes. They said they were too cheesy.