If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Why was Officer Peanut Butter out in the road? Because he was directing a traffic jam.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Onions have had a long process in the evolutionary chain. They have evolved into today's onions from onionderthals.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do you call a pickle you got at a cheap price?
A sweet dill.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
My decision to become a Hindu was a missed steak
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
How do you know if milk is expired? The smell is dairy bad!
I stopped for lunch at a German restaurant, but unfortunately got food poisoning. It really was the wurst.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.
I’m zesting a lemon for a recipe right now
It’s really appealing
"What do tofu and a dildo have in common?" "They are both meat substitutes!"
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.