What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple. What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
If Santa made love to a pickle, what would they call their baby?
Claussen.
How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
My decision to become a Hindu was a missed steak
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
When I proposed to my fiancee, she started crying. It must be because I proposed to her with an onion ring.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
Don't be too harsh on the bread. All it kneads is love.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
I just caught a walking pear tree...
In my Pear Ent trap.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
"Sip happens."
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What do you call a pine-nut in an apple costume? A pine-apple.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
"Alcohol you later."
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
When you accidentally step on a cheerio, you become a cereal killer.