Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Fish taco says why don't you want to taco about it And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
Are you a vegan?
'Cause I yam.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? Because his friend said dinner is on me.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system. They called it Interstella Artois.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
My local restaurant recently lost out on an entire order of the best local beef. No one has herd what happened to it.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.