Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,
But their sausage was the wurst!
What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?
“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”
Kid: Dad, why don’t you approve of the consumption of dairy products?
Dad: Because I was raised lactose intolerant.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I thought I'd have some evaporated milk on my pudding. But when I opened it, it was empty.
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Why didn't the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!
Why do workers at the dairy factory always need a charger? Their milk is stuck at 1%.
What do you call a pine-nut in an apple costume? A pine-apple.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
My wife was trying to feed our son a pear, and he was refusing.
I said, Good news. Our son is immune to pear pressure.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
How do you know that beer makes you smarter?
Because it made bud wiser.
What’s the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore?
Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
When I proposed to my fiancee, she started crying. It must be because I proposed to her with an onion ring.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
The onion husband and wife had a fight, and she told him that he shouldn't have exposed all his layers because it was making her cry.
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
Why are men like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
"Adulting makes me wine."
What did the pear say to the other pear when they just got together?
It’s good to be a pair.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Which nut is worth the most?
A cash-ew.
I’d like to tell a joke about salt but then said to myself: "Na."
What is a ghosts favorite soup? Scream of Broccoli.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
My dog is sad after eating her favorite fruit and getting wet from the juice.
She's a watered melancholy watermelon collie.
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
What nut is always begging for attention?
Pssst-tachios.
Where's a pickle's favorite place to go in London?
Pickle-dilly Square.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallow, and nuts.
I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
What do you get when you spill soup on a comic book? Souperman.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.