What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!