What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”