What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.