Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.