What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.