What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!