Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.