What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.