What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”