How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.