What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.