Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."