What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.