What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!