What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.