How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.