How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.