What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I “lub” you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I wood never leaf you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Every piece of you is sweet.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
We make a great pear
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I’m fondue you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I loaf you.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I followed my heart to you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I fence-y you.
I love you meow and forever.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Yoda one for me!
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You're the ruler of my heart.
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