I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I whale always love you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I sulfur when you argon.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
My love for you simply radiates.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I love you dairy much.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Every piece of you is sweet.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
We make a great pear
I loaf you.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
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