I “lub” you.
I loaf you.
You're acute Valentine.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I whale always love you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I wood never leaf you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
My love for you simply radiates.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Every piece of you is sweet.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I think you’re dandelion.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
We make a great pear
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
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