I'm fondue you, it's true
I love you dairy much.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I loaf you.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I followed my heart to you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I “lub” you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I love you meow and forever.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I’m fondue you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Yoda one for me!
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I fence-y you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
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