Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
My love for you simply radiates.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Every piece of you is sweet.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I find you very a-peeling.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I think you’re dandelion.
My love for you is like no otter.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I wood never leaf you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I whale always love you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I loaf you.
I sulfur when you argon.
I dig you a hole lot.
We make a great pear
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I’m fondue you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I fence-y you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I followed my heart to you.
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