Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I sulfur when you argon.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
My love for you simply radiates.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Yoda one for me!
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I whale always love you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I followed my heart to you.
I loaf you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I love you meow and forever.
Every piece of you is sweet.
You're acute Valentine.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I “lub” you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I love you dairy much.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I find you very a-peeling.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
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