Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I loaf you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I find you very a-peeling.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I love you meow and forever.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I love you dairy much.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I whale always love you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I think I found my perfect match
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Yoda one for me!
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
My love for you is like no otter.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I followed my heart to you.
I’m fondue you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I wood never leaf you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I “lub” you.
I fence-y you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
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