Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I wood never leaf you.
You have a pizza my heart.
I whale always love you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I fence-y you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I’m fondue you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Every piece of you is sweet.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I loaf you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I followed my heart to you.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
You're the ruler of my heart.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I love you dairy much.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
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