My love for you simply radiates.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I “lub” you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I love you dairy much.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
You're the ruler of my heart.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I loaf you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I’m fondue you.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I followed my heart to you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
You have a pizza my heart.
We make a great pear
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
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