Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I think you’re dandelion.
I whale always love you.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I sulfur when you argon.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
You have a pizza my heart.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
My love for you is like no otter.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I love you meow and forever.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I fence-y you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
My love for you simply radiates.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
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