You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I followed my heart to you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I loaf you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Yoda one for me!
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I sulfur when you argon.
I “lub” you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
My love for you simply radiates.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I dig you a hole lot.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
You're acute Valentine.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I think you’re dandelion.
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