Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
What happens if you miss the toilet while trying to take a pee?
Urine trouble.
My youngest needed a diaper change, so my wife called down from upstairs, "Can you throw up some wipes?"
"I'm not sure," I replied. "I haven't eaten any."
The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.
That sh** was in
What did pharaohs use to wipe?
Poo-pyrus.
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
This s***ty toilet broke down again!
Dung Beetles know how to keep their sh** together.
What did the old urinal cake say to the new one?
"Oh boy, first day? Urine for a treat."
They don’t maintain the outhouses at our campground anymore...
They’re real sh** holes.
I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."
"No Sh**".
I found a side job collecting dog poo from people's yards.
It's not much, but business is picking up.
How would you call a tutle's poo?
Turdle.
Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
He was a private tootor.
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