Walked into a restroom and saw an "Out of order" sign on a urinal.
It's going to be tough to move all these urinals to get them back in the right order....
I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.
A zoo employee was injured when a monkey threw flaming poo at him.
He suffered from turd debris burns.
My wife is mad at me because I took a dump on the roof...
How can I wipe the slate clean?
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
An entre-manure.
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
My family and I like to sleep during the day.
They are my napkin.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
I've stopped paying $6 for sham poo
After all, I make my own DIY genuine poo every morning.
What condiment needs to go to the restroom the most?
Must-turd.
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?
The lavatory.
Every time I flush the toilet...
Sh** goes down
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