After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy doody.
Having to wipe with a hemorrhoid is a pain in the a**.
When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
Went to the toilet earlier and took a poo...
Not sure whose it was, but it's mine now.
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
What do you call a man who lives in a bathroom?
Lou.
They don’t maintain the outhouses at our campground anymore...
They’re real sh** holes.
Walked into a restroom and saw an "Out of order" sign on a urinal.
It's going to be tough to move all these urinals to get them back in the right order....
I’ve been working on my poop art recently...
It’s pretty sh**.
My youngest needed a diaper change, so my wife called down from upstairs, "Can you throw up some wipes?"
"I'm not sure," I replied. "I haven't eaten any."
What did the flirty napking say to the dinner guests?
"Let me sit on your lap"
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
Dung Beetles know how to keep their sh** together.
I was at the doctor, complaining about constipation. The doc seemed upset with me. He said,
"You don't give a s**t, do you?"
I’ve been going through a lot of sh** lately
I hate my job as a plumber.
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