What type of poo smells good?
Shampoo.
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
It was a Shitzu.
Why did the painter take a dump on the floor?
It was the work of fart.
Poo jokes...
Are funny sh**.
I was sick and tired of the kids leaving their business in the toilet, so I yelled at them.
They immediately flushed with embarrassment.
As a plumber, I often have nightmares about the dripping faucet I can't fix and the toilet that will not flush ...
Safe to say I have pipe dreams!
I always hate having to unblock the toilet.
I’m never quite ready to take the plunge.
What happens if you miss the toilet while trying to take a pee?
Urine trouble.
My farts don’t smell, they don’t have noses.
Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
He was a private tootor.
What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?
Dereliction of doodie.
Why was James Bond kicked out of a toilet?
Because it was not agent's toilet.
How do you make a tissue paper dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
A ghost-roenterologist.
Guess what I got my toilet for its birthday?
A Urinal cake.
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