Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
When a guy sees another guy at a urinal and makes sure to go two spots away, it's called "social pisstancing".
I was sick and tired of the kids leaving their business in the toilet, so I yelled at them.
They immediately flushed with embarrassment.
My family and I like to sleep during the day.
They are my napkin.
What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?
Scenta-Peed.
What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?
Dereliction of doodie.
How would you call a tutle's poo?
Turdle.
I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet!
I’ve been having a blast.
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
My neighbour didn't like it when I told him off about hoarding toilet paper
To be honest, I think he was being very anal about it.
What type of poo smells good?
Shampoo.
Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?
Because the clerk sold him shampoo.
This flu season, doctors are recommending you wipe your throat down with tissues.
Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks.
I’ve got a urinal that just won’t get serious...
It’s always taking the piss.
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
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