How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
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