Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
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