What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Go to BabaMail
