Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
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