Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
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