If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
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