My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
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