What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
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