A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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