What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
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