What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
That’s a-may-zing!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.