Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
That’s a-may-zing!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
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