What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
That’s a-may-zing!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
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