What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
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