What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
That’s a-may-zing!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
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