What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
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