What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
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