My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
That’s a-may-zing!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
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