After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
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