What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
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