I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
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