“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
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