It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
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