How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.