Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
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