I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
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