What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
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