So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
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