Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
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