I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Go to BabaMail
