I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
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