What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
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