I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
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