An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Go to BabaMail
