Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Mooning is very ASStrological
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
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