Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
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