My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
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