What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
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