Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
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