Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
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