There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
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