This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
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