Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
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