People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
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