What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I only have ice for you!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Skiing is believing!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Whatever coats your boat.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
It was mitten in the stars.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
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