They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
That’s a-may-zing!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Don't even chai.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Water you doing, my friend?
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Can I Alp you?
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Skiing is believing!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
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