Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Beware, gnomish merchants, they tend to shortchange people.
When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.
I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality.
They’re all so pixielated.
Too bad, if only I’d gnome!
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
You mermaid to go far.
Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates? They call it Gno-man’s-land.
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas?
We're driving gnome for Christmas.'
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive. All they say is yes, gnome, maybe.
Why did the fairy play football?
Because she was fairy sportable!
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
Why won’t you ever find a unicorn in the army? Because they don’t like wearing uniforms.
Did you hear about the forgetful unicorn mom? She kept feeding her kids milk of amnesia.
A dragon would never explode
But a dino might.
Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
They like to share clothes.
Shell-abrate the good times!
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
What do you call a gnome priest?
A compact disc.
How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist?
They're always searching for the tooth.
You really mermaid my day.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
Did you hear about the Irishman killed with a garden gnome?
It was a knick-knack paddywhack.
You are shrimply the best!
Wish upon a starfish.
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
Two Dragons walk into a bar.
1st dragon: It's hot in here
2nd dragon: Shut your mouth.
A man meets a fairy.
"I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy.
"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man.
He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.
"And youre second wish?" the fairy asks.
"Another one of those."
Why are unicorns considered to be among the most impatient mammals? They’re quick to get to the point.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
Because the early beard gets the wyrm.
Let’s kick off shall we? I just hope that my unicorn puns won’t be too corny for you.
If an adult is called a unicorn, are its young one’s called puny-corns?
Did you hear about the gnome cop?
He works in lawn enforcement.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What do you call an extremely disgusting unicorn that no one likes? An eeeww-nicorn.
I love you so fairy much.
Did you hear about the one-legged gnome?
He’s one foot tall.
Go to BabaMail
