Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
a conundrum
Asked a pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?"
What do you call the worlds smallest violin?
Hard to play.
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
You can't beat it.
Why did the skeleton want to join band?
He wanted a trom-bone!
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
I hooked a stereo up to my recliner.
Now it's a rocking chair.
What do you call a fishing boat with a great stereo?
bass boat.
What do you call a musician with problems? a trebled man.
The police came to arrest me after I tried to play my cat like a violin
They are charging me with Kitty Fiddling.
Why did the jazz musician refuse to be quarantined?
Cause he was an outdoor cat.
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
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