Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s.
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music.
My grandpa left me a violin and an oil painting in his will.
When I took them to be valued, I was told that they were by Van Gogh and Stradivarius. Sadly they were worthless as Van Gogh was rubbish at making violins and Stradivarius was an awful painter.
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
You can't beat it.
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
What do you call a communist violin?
The second Fidel.
Egyptians claimed to have invented the guitar,
But they were such lyres.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
My uncle was crushed by a piano...
His funeral was very low key.
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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