Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear.
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
They were less Paul.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?
CRAB on your ORGAN.
Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
For the lute.
Why can't guitars have fun with friends with benefits?
Because without strings attached they just can't play...
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
What should you do if you can't afford a fancy trumpet?
Buy a frugelhorn
What did the trumpet pharaoh do when his girlfriend told him to pull out?
Toot and come in.
What do you call a cow that plays the violin?
Moozart.
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