There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Your love will always be up to par.
Some bunny loves you.
You met all of my koala-fications
Owl always love you.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Pugs and kisses.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
You're my purr-son.
I scored when I met you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
I get a real kick out of you.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
"I wood never leaf you."
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
"Aloe you vera much."
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I whale-y like you.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
We make a great pear
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
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