What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
I whale-y like you.
You’re my #1 pick.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Your love will always be up to par.
I scored when I met you.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I cannoli be happy
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
I whale always love you.
"Yoda one for me."
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
I pitcher us together forever.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
I’ll always be running-back to you.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
I love you deerly.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
We make a great pear
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
I’m soy
into you.
I always have a ball with you.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
You octopi my thoughts.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You're one in a melon.
You make miso happy.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
We bee-long together.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
I have bean thinking about you.