There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
We are mint to be.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
"Aloe you vera much."
I scored when I met you.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
"I wood never leaf you."
We bee-long together.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
I have bean
thinking about you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I whale-y like you.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
when I’m with you.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
Pugs and kisses.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
I love you deerly.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
You met all of my koala-fications
You octopi my thoughts.
I’m soy
into you.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
I have bean thinking about you.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
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