What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I always have a ball with you.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I’m soy
into you.
I whale-y like you.
You’re right up my alley.
We are mint to be.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
"Yoda one for me."
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
"I lava you."
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
We bee-long together.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
You're my purr-son.
Your love will always be up to par.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
You met all of my koala-fications
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
"Aloe you vera much."
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
I love you berry much.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
when I’m with you.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"