Some bunny loves you.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
Owl always love you.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
You’re udder-ly perfect.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
You’re my #1 pick.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I have bean
thinking about you.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
I get a real kick out of you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
"I lava you."
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
"Yoda one for me."
I’m soy
into you.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
"I'm nuts about you."
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
"You bake me crazy."
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
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