We are mint to be.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
You octopi my thoughts.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
Pugs and kisses.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I whale-y like you.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
"Yoda one for me."
I have bean
thinking about you.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
Some bunny loves you.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
We bee-long together.
I always have a ball with you.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
You met all of my koala-fications
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
"I lava you."
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
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