"I lava you."
I always have a souper time with you.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
You're my purr-son.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I whale always love you.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Some bunny loves you.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
"Aloe you vera much."
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
You octopi my thoughts.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
You make miso happy.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I like you sow much.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
I scored when I met you.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
I have bean
thinking about you.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
I have bean thinking about you.
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