Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Your love will always be up to par.
"I wood never leaf you."
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
I whale-y like you.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
You’re my #1 pick.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
"You bake me crazy."
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
"I'm nuts about you."
I get a real kick out of you.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
We are mint to be.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
You're one in a melon.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
We bee-long together.
"Aloe you vera much."
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Some bunny loves you.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
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