Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
You’re right up my alley.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
I whale-y like you.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I love you berry much.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
Pugs and kisses.
"You bake me crazy."
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
I whale always love you.
You're one in a melon.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
We bee-long together.
I pitcher us together forever.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
You make miso happy.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
"I wood never leaf you."
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I scored when I met you.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
"Yoda one for me."
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
"I lava you."
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
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