My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
when I’m with you.
I get a real kick out of you.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You octopi my thoughts.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
Pugs and kisses.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
I have bean
thinking about you.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
Some bunny loves you.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
You're my purr-son.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
"Yoda one for me."
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I’m soy
into you.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
I always have a souper time with you.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
I scored when I met you.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
You met all of my koala-fications
We bee-long together.
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