What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
when I’m with you.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I whale-y like you.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
I have bean
thinking about you.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
You’re right up my alley.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
Some bunny loves you.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I love you deerly.
Pugs and kisses.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Owl always love you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
"Aloe you vera much."
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
"I lava you."
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
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