I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I always have a ball with you.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
I cannoli be happy
Pugs and kisses.
"I lava you."
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
Your love will always be up to par.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I like you sow much.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
"Aloe you vera much."
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
I whale-y like you.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
You’re my #1 pick.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
when I’m with you.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
We bee-long together.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
"You bake me crazy."
I get a real kick out of you.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
You make miso happy.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
Owl always love you.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
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