I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
You’re udder-ly perfect.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
You’re right up my alley.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
You make miso happy.
"I lava you."
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
I get a real kick out of you.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Your love will always be up to par.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I love you deerly.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
I pitcher us together forever.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
You met all of my koala-fications
Some bunny loves you.
We bee-long together.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
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