Your love will always be up to par.
I love you berry much.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I have bean thinking about you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
"You bake me crazy."
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
You’re udder-ly perfect.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
You’re right up my alley.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
"Aloe you vera much."
"I'm nuts about you."
I scored when I met you.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
I whale-y like you.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
We are mint to be.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I have bean
thinking about you.
I always have a souper time with you.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
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