What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
Owl always love you.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
You’re right up my alley.
I get a real kick out of you.
I whale-y like you.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
"Yoda one for me."
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Your love will always be up to par.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
I scored when I met you.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
Some bunny loves you.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I always have a souper time with you.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
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